Taint
by
S.L. Jennings
SYNOPSIS
Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:Who am I? And, what the hell are you doing here?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls. You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot. Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.F*ck. F***ck.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake. And I turn housewives into whores.
Now…who’s first?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls. You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot. Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.F*ck. F***ck.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake. And I turn housewives into whores.
Now…who’s first?
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“This isn’t me. This isn’t the Justice Drake that people know and loathe. Yet, I don’t want to be any other way with Ally. I like who I am when she’s around. For once, I can just…breathe. I can just be.”
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MY REVIEW
I started this book simply because my fellow book club friends were reading it together but I must say the blunt synopsis is enough to draw anyone in. So I was interested to see if this book would live up to all the hype???
Well, I must say it didn't take me long to realize that I needed a little Justice Drake in my life. I mean let's face it we all become creatures of habit after years of marriage right? Haven't you ever wanted someone to teach you a few tricks of the trade?
Well then...now that I have your attention....you won't want to miss this book and all the many lessons of Mr. Drake. He has NO filter and calls em' like he sees em', and his inner monologue alone will have you smitten.
He meets his match with the fiery Ally and they form an unlikely friendship that will test not only them but others that may surprise you!!!
It's a roller coaster of emotions but I loved every second and needed more when the ride was over. Take my advice and read it slowly...you will want to savor every single bit of Justice Drake.
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“If all we have is now, I know I'll never be whole again. And, God... it's worth it. You're worth it. I'll gladly stay broken for you.”
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Taint is 4.5 steamy, different, and fun stars for me!!
Reviewed by Karen
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